Quotables!

Because you've all been waiting so very impatiently. Didn't your mothers teach you better?

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Shannon O: There's something wrong with us.

Shannon O: I need to go dunk my head in water or marshmallows or sometihng

Katie Beth's status: To run... or to die... that is the question
Jesse: DIE!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Katie: I will not, thankyou very much

Jesse: Then there's not really any question, is there.

;-P

Katie: not really

but thank you for your unconcern

Jesse: you're welcome, any time.

Glad to.

If ever you need any unconcern, I'm here.

and cheap.

Katie: free, apparently

Jesse: No, that was just a complementary service that I offer, just to kinda get the word out, you kno.

know*

Advertising.

Katie: aha

so normally you get paid a little bit for your unconcern?

Jesse: It's not a very friendly business to be in, people aren't very smart these days, they pay me to be unconcerned, but then get their feelings hurt when I do what they payed me for, not very logical.

Right.

Katie: hum

Jesse: Would you like to use my services?

Katie: I just did

without even asking

they were, so to speak, thrust upon me

Jesse: Ten dollars a month, now through the end of this year.

=D

Katie: no thank you!

that's not cheap

Jesse: I told you, that was just a trial period of sorts.

Katie: well I'm cancelling the subscription!

Jesse: Oh, I'm sorry.

I wish I could help, but I'm kinda broke myself.

I sencerely hope you can pull through these tough financial times.

(notice how concerned I am)

(that's 'cause you haven't signed up yet)

(I'll keep being concerned until you do)

Katie: (oh, I get it)

(ok)

Jesse: (Let me know when you want to sign up)

Katie: (ok)

Jesse: (why are these stupid parentheses things around everything we say?)

(It's like we're wispering or something.)

Katie: (you started it)

Jesse: (spsbsdfdsdrbesrtdtkatiebethasdrpoisduf; ajseufpasdjrkeusiapj)

Katie: (thank you)
Jesse's new status: UNCONCERNED INC! NOW GIVING OUT FREE FIVE MINUTE TRIAL PERIODS! TEN DOLLARS PER MONTH NOW THROUGH THE END OF THIS YEAR! IM ME TODAY!

Jesse: (What do you think?)

Katie: (I think you should sign up)

Jesse: (Me? To my own business? That wouldn't exactly help, would it.)

Katie: (You would be less concerned for yourself, certainly. Then you wouldn't care.)

Hana: My ambiance has flown completely out the window! Shut up!

Patience: I'm going to call the polithe. Ring ring ring! We need you really.
Everyone else: *laughs*
Patience: We need you really MUCH!

Someone in my online lit class, regarding Oedipus: ...he just loses it and takes Jocasta's brochures and sticks them in his eyes until he can't see anymore.

KB: Why is there a bagel in a bag on the table?
Hana: Because I was going to feed it to the ducks. But there were no ducks. There was not even a hint of a duck! But there was a BLUE HERON like HALF A MILE away.

Patience: FAIL.

Shannon O: We need to create quotables tonight.

Nala: I'm wearing floaties to bed...and you can't stop me

Katie: ........you have floaties?

Nala: sorry about the change of subject

I'll get them some how

Katie: no, it's ok, I just didn't know you had floaites

floaties*

oh :-D

I took Pookums swimming yesterday

Nala: I just learned that you can possibly drown in blankets

Katie: he didn't really trust the floaty

oh yes?

Nala: yes

o.o
Links me to a picture showing a girl sprawling in quilts
Comment thread:
Hana: she LOOKS like she was drowning in the blankets...but because blankets can't drown a person...
Emily: or CAN they??
Hana: Are you trying to tell me something I don't know?! This might be crucial to me getting through the night without dying!
Emily: i'm just sayin... wear floaties to bed.
Hana: O.O OK! Will DO.

Katie: oh my heavens

I'll be back, I have to go to the Y real quick O_O

Nala: O.O

WHY?!

Katie: to get floaties!!!

Nala: IT'S 11 O'CLOCK

OH

ok

you do that

have fun with that

Katie: actually on second though

thought*

I'll do it later

I'll take my chances tonight

I'll warn VA to save me if I start to gurgle

Nala: ok

sounds good

you could sleep on your back too, that way you're floating

Katie: that's true

I'll have to hold my breath

Nala: or just keep your head above the blankets

Katie: oh, absolutely :-D

Nala: I should wear my goggles

Patience: *puts the Little Monster CD into the computer* *clicks randomly* Ith it even going to thtart?
KB: *goes over to help* I don't know. Does Little Monster even work?
Patience: Doeth Little Monthter even work! NAW! He'th LITTLE MONTHTER!

Nala: note to self: dont' skip around corners that have tiled floors when wearing slippery socks

Katie: bahaha!!

did you just die?

Nala: almost

let's just say the wall got awful friendly all of a sudden

KB: Hi, chicken.
Patience: *with accompanying belly-dance moves* HelLOOOOO, little angel of my crew. *wiggle wiggle wiggle*

Virginia: http://www.dilbert.com/strips/comic/2003-06-15/

HAHAHAHAHA

or have you seen that already?

Katie: haha

yes

today

Virginia: is it not hilarious?

Katie: it is most assuredly hilarious

Virginia: I died

Katie: should we have a funeral?

Virginia: only if you'll read Dilbert comics out loud

Katie: hum

well, ok

if you insist

Virginia: I want my funeral to be humerous...and bring back memories of me

and what caused my death...or something

Nala:

ok, NOW you killed me

Katie: LOL

Nala: geez, I KNEW it wasn't going to be the floor and slippery socks that killed me, but YOU and your stupid quotables

:P

Anna: *singing* And it's dangerous to call the schoolmaster stupid. Cuz then he'll call you Rufus, and everyone will be like, "Rufus! Rufus!"

Genise: What do you do with a victim with a spinal injury?
Rose: You jump in and make the biggest splash you can!
Drew: And then you swim the butterfly to them! And then you grab their head and yank them to shore!
Genise: Uh, NO.
Drew: Ok, no. You slide in up to your neck, and go up to them like... like an anaconda!
Genise: I'm not even listening anymore.
Rose: But she's saying the right stuff now!
Drew: You swim up to them like an anaconda! *makes snakey motions* *eyes get all big*
KB: And then you BITE THEM!
Drew: No, no! Anacondas don't bite, they SQUEEEEZE the LIFE out of you!

Rose: ...and then Jon comes in, not even dressed...
Genise, Drew, and KB: *die laughing*

Rose: I look like a twelve-year-old with no eyebrows.
Drew: What about that picture?
Rose: Oh, yeah, I was pretty excited about that picture. I still look twelve, but at least I have eyebrows!

Nala: water up, my flame flower

:-D

Katie: hahahahahhaah

WOW

Nala: which is much the same as "peace out, KB"

Katie: got it :-D

fire down, Pyre girl! ;-)

Watching the Morse Code scene in The Hunt For Red October:
Virginia: Hee! They couldn't just use EMAIL?

Patience: Katie Beth, I don't know what ta do.
KB: Ummm... write a book.
Patience: I don't know how to read.

Patience: Touch my hand.
KB: Uh... why? *gingerly touches her palm with one finger*
Patience: No, over here.
KB: *does* Why? ...Did you lick it?!
Patience: Uh huh!

After reading a blog entry:

Nala: YOU ARE IN FINE FORM

my GOSH

Nala: you realize you have the coolest semi-initials ever, right?

KBG?

Katie: mmhmm

Nala: that's like...rearrange them and you get KGB

Katie: (I have been gypped. My Milky Way bar was missing the crunchy.)

yup

which is totally evil

Nala: :-D

you are

Katie: uh huh :-D

and my real initials are KEG

so really I'm just a redheaded beer drinkin' communist

which, if you ask me, is an absolutely terrifying combination

Nala: exactly

:-D

I always KNEW there was a reason to be terrified of you, but for some reason, all I can do is laugh in the face of your terror

it might be MY initials

HAH