Saturday, January 31, 2009

Quotables!

After reading my last quotables:
Derrick:
you have weird conversations, you know that?

Virginia: Hey Patience, I like your face.
Patience: Thank you! I made it mythelf.

TV show guy: It's a symptom of the disease.
KB: It's a symptom of the disease, Hana.
Hana: I know it is, I know.
TV show guy: I'm not kiddin'.
Hana: I'm not kiddin' either!
Mr. Halvorsen: He's DEAD.
KB and Hana: *die*
Mr. Halvorsen: He is!!

Jordan: hah
noice
Katie: not for me :-D
Jordan: (it's Italian, pronounced "noy-CHAY")
Katie: :-D
Jordan: (means, "oh, that sucks")

Patience: I don't detherve you.
VA: I'm that good?
Patience: You're that bad.

me: a guy at work offered to make me a fork yesterday
Ethan: Is he a cannible? Because in some oceanic cultures, offering a fork is equivalent to exchanging rings. Polynesians can be really hott, too.

Granddaddy: I got Grandmommy a GPS for Christmas, and ours are both female. But we had to change hers to the male voice cuz she didn't want some female bossin' her around.

KB: Hey William, can you say "tools"?
William: Yah. Mine.

KB: I don't know what to weeeaaar tomorrow... cuz you have to layer up when you go ice skating, you know, and I don't know what to layer up in.
VA: I hope I layer up enough so they don't recognize me.

KB: *showing Daddy my tooth* See Daddy, this is the one that hurts.
Daddy: *peering* What's that black stuff?
KB: It's the filling. It's silver.
VA: You have SILVER in you?!??!!??!!?!?! We could sell you online for SEVERAL DOLLARS!!!!

Stephen: *gets in the car wearing a Wakefield shirt*
Drew: STEPHEN, YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF BEFORE YOU GET IN MY CAR.
Stephen: *utterly blank look*

In the Harris Teeter restroom
KB: *looking around for paper towels* *sees a dispenser like a foot off the ground* *bending down* Do they... what... do they really expect me to use this?!?!
Kelly: What? *dies* Katie Beth, turn around.
KB: *turns around* Oh! *goes over to the other normal dispenser behind me*
Kelly: *still laughing* That was amazing. "Do they really expect me to use this?!" Hahahaha!

Talking about toads at the bonfire
Kelly: Well Willy, you'd pee too if someone that big picked you up!

KB: Guess what I am! Guess what I am!
Maggie and Patience: Uhhh... Katie Beth?
KB: Psshh, no! I'm a Cuddly Teddy!
Patience: I am a Bunny Bear.
KB: What is a Bunny Bear?
Patience: A Bunny Bear ith a Bunny what ith a Bear.

Patience: Ok, we're going to have a lion thing (roar) contetht. Whoever ith the looouuuudetht... weenth (wins).
KB: Ok. You go first.
Patience: *roars*
Maggie: *roars, sort of*
Rebecca: *doesn't really roar at all*
KB: Virginia, it's your turn! We're having a lion thing contest.
VA: Oh! Ok. A lion thing? *starts to do a lion run thing* No, no, just kidding. *does something else that is not at all a roar* Ok, just kidding! *roars*
KB: Ok, my turn! AhWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OH WEE OH WEEMOH WIMAWEH. AhWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OH WEE OH WEEMOH WIMAWEH. IN THE JUNGLE, THE MIGHTY JUNGLE, THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT. IIIIIN THE JUNGLE, THE MIGHTY JUNGLE, THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT. AhWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OH WEE OH WEEMOH WIMAWEH. AhWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OH WEE OH WEEMOH WIMAWEH.
Patience: *waiting*
KB: So who won?
Patience: You did.

Patience: Now I am going to have the contetht by mythelf. RRROOOOAAAARRRR! *pause* I won.

KB: VIRGINIA. I HOPE YOUR SOUL GETS MEASLES AND DIES.

Patience: NOT COOL.

Mommy: Jesse, you'll make a good mother someday.

Katie: you going to bed?
Derrick: hahahaha
errrrr no

Derrick: anyway, I think you'll like what I have so far
Katie: rofl
why am I skeptical? :-D
Derrick: the same reason you wished I'd be going to bed
youre crazy
Katie: but we knew that
Derrick: true, but the degree keeps increasing
Katie: :-P
Derrick: soon it will be up so high you will truly live up to your hair
Katie: ha!!
Derrick: (that sounded a lot better in my head)

Brianne: *after telling us all about her New Years resolution to not eat any fast food* But I don't eat all that much fast food anyway.
Jon: Then what's the point?! That's like saying I'm not gonna live in Germany this year! Goin' strong so far!

Givler, out loud to Jordan: Lolwut?

Patience: Hey, thethe are the thame pantth I ate potatoeth in! Thee all the cheethe?

Derrick: OOH speaking of class, mine starts soon. I should find my pants and get to class

Derrick: OOH! I was forced into a social situation today

Brianne: I had some special church thing to go to. It was so special I forgot about it.

KB: All the good people leave.
Brianne: Which is why we're still here.

Patience: Um, did you know you're in my whale?

KB: ok... I've got to go to bed
KB: word
KB: so sleepy
KB: and HUNGRY
KB: what shall I eat?
Lizzie: FOOD!!!
Lizzie: I VOTE FOOD!!!
KB: what food?
Lizzie: delicious food...
Lizzie: like....
Lizzie: ummmm
Lizzie: steak
KB: wish I had some
Lizzie: how about...
KB: we have pizza
Lizzie: umm
KB: but we had it for dinner and I don't really feel like pizza
Lizzie: ice cream
Lizzie: !
KB: already had ice cream
Lizzie: MORE ICE CREAM
Lizzie: I have brownies here, you can have some of those
KB: lol!
KB: ooo
KB: that sounds good
Lizzie: well come get em
KB: I might die of hunger before I got there though
KB: and then where would we be?
KB: (answer: on the side of the road, dead. Of hunger.)
Lizzie: hahaha
Lizzie: oh
Lizzie: that would be terrible
Lizzie: and akward
Lizzie: **awkward
KB: yeah, very awkward
KB: cuz you'd be like driving out to deliver brownies to some dead, starved person
KB: and I wouldn't be able to eat them
KB: and then you'd have to eat them yourselv
Lizzie: I'll stuff em in you
KB: and you'd probably get fat
Lizzie: and revive you
KB: HAHAHA
KB: "EAT THIS NOW"
Lizzie: haha, yep
Lizzie: I'll guard your life by filling you with brownies
KB: okie dokie
Lizzie: *stuff stuff stuff*
Lizzie: YOU LIVE!!!!!
Lizzie: *lightning flashes*
Lizzie: MWAHAHAHAHA
KB: rofl!
Lizzie: I figure that's what would happen
KB: yeah, probably

VA:
Man, William looks like a prostitute with his shoes and socks off.
KB: .........................A prostitute?
VA: ..........That is NOT what I meant. You KNOW it isn't.

Mommy, packing: I know, I know, I'm all eeeeeeeee * worried face*, but I need to just calm down and not worry if I don't have the kind of underwear I like....

Jesse: Daddy, I have a proposition.
Daddy: A preposition?
Jesse: Yes! I have a preposition!
KB: But, but, but...!

8 comments:

Nala said...

I love your family. I heart your family. I heart you. LOOK! I'M A HEARTER!!

In other news, I think my word verification forgot how to spell "polite". They spelled it "polight". Do you know what a "po" is and why they need lights?

Katie Beth said...

No Hana, it's a "po' light." As in, "Aww, that po' light... does it need a hug?"

UndercoverBlonde said...

SO. I finally meet KB, and make every effort in my power to be witty, charming, and utterly quotable. I say every stupid, pointless, drastically dumb thing that pops into my head, valiantly attempting to end up on her next Quotables post.
But all to no avail. The smell of failure wafts to the heavens from GA's charred wit. I SHALL NEVER CRACK ANOTHER JOKE AGAIN! *cue end of life*
Okay, maybe it's not that bad. Or wouldn't have been if Andrew hadn't ended up on here instead. I mean, HUMILIATION. I know I'm waaaayyy wittier than Andrew ever thought of being. Not to mention humbler AND a better loser. SCORE.

UndercoverBlonde said...

oh, and in case you couldn't tell, the above was extremely jk. Just so you don't, like, block me from your site or something. if I can't be in the party at least I wanna watch from outside. *sniiiiiff*

UndercoverBlonde said...

ack!! that was STILL COMPLAINING!! *shoots self*
*with a bullet*

Katie Beth said...

LOL. GA.... *dies* Andrew's not on here anyway! What are you talking about?!

Katie Beth said...

Ok, yes he was... I forgot about that Andrew. :-D

Esther Zimmerman said...

These were pretty much hilarious and 2 halfs. Seriously. They were THAT funny.

And...UndercoverBlonde's comments were equally hilarious...I foresee future quotables.

And, now I feel bad I didn't remember your quotables and make an effort to say something you know'....quotable.

Anyhow.........love ya' KB...and VA....and....everybody. Yes. Everybody. I'm a loving person tonight...or morning...or whatever....okay...I'll stop now. Before it gets really...really...awkward.