Derrick: you have weird conversations, you know that?
Virginia: Hey Patience, I like your face.
Patience: Thank you! I made it mythelf.
TV show guy: It's a symptom of the disease.
KB: It's a symptom of the disease, Hana.
Hana: I know it is, I know.
TV show guy: I'm not kiddin'.
Hana: I'm not kiddin' either!
Mr. Halvorsen: He's DEAD.
KB and Hana: *die*
Mr. Halvorsen: He is!!
Patience: I don't detherve you.
VA: I'm that good?
Patience: You're that bad.
me: a guy at work offered to make me a fork yesterday
Ethan: Is he a cannible? Because in some oceanic cultures, offering a fork is equivalent to exchanging rings. Polynesians can be really hott, too.
Granddaddy: I got Grandmommy a GPS for Christmas, and ours are both female. But we had to change hers to the male voice cuz she didn't want some female bossin' her around.
KB: Hey William, can you say "tools"?
William: Yah. Mine.
KB: I don't know what to weeeaaar tomorrow... cuz you have to layer up when you go ice skating, you know, and I don't know what to layer up in.
VA: I hope I layer up enough so they don't recognize me.
KB: *showing Daddy my tooth* See Daddy, this is the one that hurts.
Daddy: *peering* What's that black stuff?
KB: It's the filling. It's silver.
VA: You have SILVER in you?!??!!??!!?!?! We could sell you online for SEVERAL DOLLARS!!!!
Stephen: *gets in the car wearing a Wakefield shirt*
Drew: STEPHEN, YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF BEFORE YOU GET IN MY CAR.
Stephen: *utterly blank look*
In the Harris Teeter restroom
KB: *looking around for paper towels* *sees a dispenser like a foot off the ground* *bending down* Do they... what... do they really expect me to use this?!?!
Kelly: What? *dies* Katie Beth, turn around.
KB: *turns around* Oh! *goes over to the other normal dispenser behind me*
Kelly: *still laughing* That was amazing. "Do they really expect me to use this?!" Hahahaha!
Talking about toads at the bonfire
Kelly: Well Willy, you'd pee too if someone that big picked you up!
KB: Guess what I am! Guess what I am!
Maggie and Patience: Uhhh... Katie Beth?
KB: Psshh, no! I'm a Cuddly Teddy!
Patience: I am a Bunny Bear.
KB: What is a Bunny Bear?
Patience: A Bunny Bear ith a Bunny what ith a Bear.
Patience: Ok, we're going to have a lion thing (roar) contetht. Whoever ith the looouuuudetht... weenth (wins).
KB: Ok. You go first.
Maggie: *roars, sort of*
Rebecca: *doesn't really roar at all*
KB: Virginia, it's your turn! We're having a lion thing contest.
VA: Oh! Ok. A lion thing? *starts to do a lion run thing* No, no, just kidding. *does something else that is not at all a roar* Ok, just kidding! *roars*
KB: Ok, my turn! AhWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OH WEE OH WEEMOH WIMAWEH. AhWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OH WEE OH WEEMOH WIMAWEH. IN THE JUNGLE, THE MIGHTY JUNGLE, THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT. IIIIIN THE JUNGLE, THE MIGHTY JUNGLE, THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT. AhWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OH WEE OH WEEMOH WIMAWEH. AhWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OH WEE OH WEEMOH WIMAWEH.
KB: So who won?
Patience: You did.
Patience: Now I am going to have the contetht by mythelf. RRROOOOAAAARRRR! *pause* I won.
KB: VIRGINIA. I HOPE YOUR SOUL GETS MEASLES AND DIES.
Patience: NOT COOL.
Mommy: Jesse, you'll make a good mother someday.
Katie: you going to bed?
Derrick: anyway, I think you'll like what I have so far
why am I skeptical? :-D
Brianne: *after telling us all about her New Years resolution to not eat any fast food* But I don't eat all that much fast food anyway.
Jon: Then what's the point?! That's like saying I'm not gonna live in Germany this year! Goin' strong so far!
Givler, out loud to Jordan: Lolwut?
Patience: Hey, thethe are the thame pantth I ate potatoeth in! Thee all the cheethe?
Derrick: OOH speaking of class, mine starts soon. I should find my pants and get to class
Derrick: OOH! I was forced into a social situation today
Brianne: I had some special church thing to go to. It was so special I forgot about it.
KB: All the good people leave.
Brianne: Which is why we're still here.
Patience: Um, did you know you're in my whale?
KB: ok... I've got to go to bed
KB: so sleepy
KB: and HUNGRY
KB: what shall I eat?
Lizzie: I VOTE FOOD!!!
KB: what food?
Lizzie: delicious food...
KB: wish I had some
Lizzie: how about...
KB: we have pizza
KB: but we had it for dinner and I don't really feel like pizza
Lizzie: ice cream
KB: already had ice cream
Lizzie: MORE ICE CREAM
Lizzie: I have brownies here, you can have some of those
KB: that sounds good
Lizzie: well come get em
KB: I might die of hunger before I got there though
KB: and then where would we be?
KB: (answer: on the side of the road, dead. Of hunger.)
Lizzie: that would be terrible
Lizzie: and akward
KB: yeah, very awkward
KB: cuz you'd be like driving out to deliver brownies to some dead, starved person
KB: and I wouldn't be able to eat them
KB: and then you'd have to eat them yourselv
Lizzie: I'll stuff em in you
KB: and you'd probably get fat
Lizzie: and revive you
KB: "EAT THIS NOW"
Lizzie: haha, yep
Lizzie: I'll guard your life by filling you with brownies
KB: okie dokie
Lizzie: *stuff stuff stuff*
Lizzie: YOU LIVE!!!!!
Lizzie: *lightning flashes*
Lizzie: I figure that's what would happen
KB: yeah, probably
VA: Man, William looks like a prostitute with his shoes and socks off.
KB: .........................A prostitute?
VA: ..........That is NOT what I meant. You KNOW it isn't.
Mommy, packing: I know, I know, I'm all eeeeeeeee * worried face*, but I need to just calm down and not worry if I don't have the kind of underwear I like....
Jesse: Daddy, I have a proposition.
Daddy: A preposition?
Jesse: Yes! I have a preposition!
KB: But, but, but...!