Quotables!

Because Shannon is terribly impatient. ;-)

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KB: Mommy? If a mouse... sleeps in a pan... does he call it a bedpan?
Mommy: I don't know.
KB: And more importantly, does he USE it as a bedpan?
Mommy: He probably does use it as a bedpan.
Virginia: If I slept in a flower garden, would I call it a flowerbed?
KB: Yes. But you call it that anyway.
Virginia: Oh yeah. TRUE.

Patience: Mommy, I will tell you the difference of trees and sheds.
Mommy: Ok, tell me.
Patience: You can NOT go in to trees, but you CAN go in to sheds.
Mommy: Oh!
Jesse: But sheds are made OUT of trees.
Mommy: That is true....
Jesse: Sheds are made out of trees, Patience, so a shed IS a tree, so you CAN go in a tree!
Patience: Uh uh!
Jesse: Uh huh!

Katie: that is gross

Virginia: YOU are gross

Katie: your mom is gross

Virginia: I know, my mom's gross

see?

Katie: your mom's face is gross

Virginia: your mom's mom's face is gross

Katie: um

YOUR face is gross

Virginia: well I'M [trying] to do school

Katie: whatever

I AM doing school

Virginia: my mom is going to get mad soon

Katie: your MOM is going to get mad soon

Virginia: true

my mom IS getting mad

Anna: Do you see the skunk? Maggie, do you see the skunk? Sincerely?

Derrick: macaroni

well macaroni tuna

Katie: is that dinner?

we have that a lot

well, reasonably often

it's quick :-P

(OH. I thought my next psych module said it was due 9-26... it's 10-26. Ok. Breathe.)

Derrick: it will be, I could just tell you were about to ask "Whats cookin good lookin?" So I thought I'd go ahead and let you know.

;)

Katie: oh, yeah... yeah, I'm glad you precluded that observation....

:-P

Derrick: Im rather perceptive sometimes

Virginia, very late at night: What are those things on TV that are short and advertise stuff?
KB: Umm, midgets?
Virginia: Noooooooo!
KB: Jingles?
Virginia: COMMERCIALS! I mean commercials!
KB: *dies* I thought you meant things IN commercials!
Virginia: No, Katie Beth. I was speaking of commercials.

Jenna and Simone: YOU'RE A LIFEGUARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KB: Man, my wrist really hurts.
VA: You need to go to the doctor.
KB: I do not need to go to the doctor!
VA: When you go to the doctor can you ask them to look at all the places that hurt on me?

Jordan: hello, grandchild

Katie: dearest!

Jordan: snuggle-boo!

Katie: pumpkin pie!

Jordan: my darling, my dumpling, my burrito of love!

Katie: um, dearest! :-D

Jordan: hi

Derrick: you cant hate a guy if he makes you an apology bunny

it's the rules :)

Isaiah:it's an absoulte GAIL outside

like the type of rain/hail that takes paint off of houses

which, incidentally, could be handy

since we're repainting our house

:-p

Ethan: ur lam

;-)

Katie: ur mom!

(YOU were lame. Hahahaha)

Ethan: ur moms chik is laam

Katie: ur mom cnt spll

Ethan: ur mom cant blink

Katie: *blinks*

Ethan: buuuuuurn

;-)

Jesse: *shrieks and sticks his foot in my face as I'm coming out of the office*
KB: Stop!
Jesse: I was just attacking you on the street.

Patience: Katie Beth, I want to tell you thomething.
KB: What?
Patience: I can thtuff a whole cheethe thtick in my mouth.

Josh: What are you reading right now, Katie?
KB: Dracula.
Josh: Have you watched the movie?
KB: No.
Josh: You GOTTA watch the movie.
KB: I don't wanna watch the movie!
Josh: I haven't watched the movie.

Ethan: Oh

You should be scared

rubs bald head

me: WHOSE bald head?

yours, I hope

Ethan: Your's, sunshine. You are called sunshine because when the yellow lightbulb shines down, your head glows

it reminds my of the 4th of July for some reason

Ethan: Quoteables?

;-)

me: yes, Ethan. Quotables.

I know what you want

Ethan: 2 for 2, baby!

Hey, I only think of quotables AFTER the fact

seriously

Derrick: you got me sick!

me: lol! Did I?!

Derrick: yeah

throat hurts

and tongue hurts

but I think I may have bit it

me: lol, you're always more critical of your own work

trust me, I know

Isaiah: the gradient on the two boxes is the wrong gradient

etc.
:)

I now
Isaiah: *know

I guess it's the perfectionest's nature

Would we be who we are if we weren't?

Oh yeah baby

whoops

soryr

*sorry

I was typing random things

because i like typing random things really fast

and not caring about typos

"Uh, can I have ur numbah?"

me: ROTFLOL

Isaiah: LOL

me: Oh. My. Gosh.

Isaiah: I was in Latin class

and I always type things that come to mind

(same as in GB class)

and Mr. Wells asked us what we thought of verbs

and I typed in They suck!

and I hit enter

I was so shocked that it had happened

me: LOL!!!

Isaiah: ROFLOMGLOLCATZROFLCOPTERSGAH!!!DIES!!!!!

i was a little embarassed

to say the least

KB: Virginia, I have a riddle for you.
VA: Yes?
KB: A man is lying on his back, DEAD in the snow, PIERCED through the heart. But there is nothing there except a puddle. What killed him?
VA: Ummm.... a puddle of blood?
KB: No.
VA: Hannah Lee Georgeff? She's a puddle. [VA is a Facebook stalker.]
KB: No! Come on, what killed him?
VA: I don't know!
KB: What do YOU think, Mommy?
Mommy: What?
KB: A man is lying on his back in the snow, dead, pierced through the heart, but there's nothing there except a puddle. What killed him?
Mommy: An icicle. But I've heard that before.
KB: But Virginia hasn't. She doesn't get it.
VA: *blank look*
KB: See? She still doesn't get it.
VA: WHAT?
KB: An ICICLE!
VA: OH! An ICICLE! I thought you said a BICYCLE!

Katie: what have you been up to?

Clayton: 'bout 6'3"

Mommy: Ok, Anna. What are the four parts of speech you've learned so far?
KB: YELLING, SHOUTING, NOT WHISPERING, AND TALKING LOUD.
Mommy: Ok. Anna. Your turn.

Anna: Mommy, Mommy, can I go back into Spinner's for a minute?! I forgot my straw and I REALLY wanna chew on it!!!
Mommy: No, Anna.
Anna: ButMommyIalwayskeepmystrawInameditHubert!
Mommy: No, Anna.
Anna: BUT I NEED HUBERT!!!

Virginia: Do you know how you could make my test go faster?
Mommy: How?
Virginia: You could print it out for me.