Kaaaaatie Beeeeethums. Oh, sweet Kaaaaaatie Beeeeeethums.
it's a short song
Derrick: no way
Dave: We only wear formals to weddings, funerals, and other sad events.
Clayton: whenever i see him, I feel an ominous evil feeling
this is Isaiah
a few minutes ago when I hijacked the keybaord
Nathan: Back to your regularly-scheduled Nathan programming on the Nathan channel. All Nathan, all the time.(except for when Isaiah takes over my computer)
KB: Your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?
Mommy: Not enough.
VA: Deer season starts today.
David: Done been!
Nala: I love trees better then boys, because unlike with boys, you can tell which ones will hold you or not.
A conversation in texts. I was ordered to post it.
Ethan: why are you poking me?! I'm talking lol
Ethan: Because they...they...absorb sunlight through their hair
Nala: noooo silly ethan
Ethan: LET ME GUESS AGAIN
Ethan: Because they...grow fungus on the south side of their trunk? (or is it north?)
Nala: nooooo silly ethan give up?
Ethan: No Because they don't bleed to death when you cut a branch (arm) off?
Nala: noooo rofl
Ethan: Because trees suck water through their toes. that has to be it
Nala: I WISH...but no
Ethan: i give up
Nala: if you keep guessing you might get it ok I like trees better then boys because, unlike boys, you can always tell which trees are able to hold you without breaking any part of you eventually.
Rebecca: Y'all are hanging around me like flies!
KB: Maybe you stink.
Rebecca: Or I have sweet blood.
KB: *odd Twilight moment* o_O
VA: *comes in* NA NA NA NAAA--oh hi.
Jesse: I'm so tired. So cold. So hot.
Anna: You have such a truthful little mind, Katie Beth.
Patience: Do you know the phone number 4750?
KB: I do now.
Patience: I have ten toeth. I wath hoping I would have more than that.
Kyle: so my toe has an issue
KB: "an issue"?
KB: what is this "issue"?
Kyle: partially ingrown toenail again
Kyle: so it's partially infected
Kyle: so it partially hurts
KB: you really oughta get that checked out
Kyle: NEVER CARED FOR WHAT THEY DO
Kyle: NEVER CARED FOR WHAT THEY KNOW
KB: don't get it checked out :-P
Kyle: nah it's not bad like last time
Kyle: and the dr absolutely destroyed it when he "fixed it\"
KB: don't go back to him then
Kyle: and I had to wear a massive blood soaked bandage for weeks
KB: how much of this are you making up? I don't remember the massive blood soaked bandage
Kyle: I kept it on my toe
Kyle: I don't think you normally inspect those
Kyle: I'd hope atleast
Kyle: I just conducted a self op
KB: um, you showed your toe to EVERYBODY
Kyle: no blood
KB: and it made your mom shriek
KB: that was funny
KB: and you took a picture of it
KB: THAT was funny
Kyle: ok so I just cut off the side of my toenail
Kyle: with minor pain
Kyle: and no bleeding
Kyle: the dr couldn't seem to do that
KB: now it's gonna grow back weird
Kyle: So much pain I almost passed out, and that was after he had squirted lots of pain killer on my blood
Kyle: and he stuck needles DEEP into my toie
Kyle: unfortunately I cannot find my toe picture
KB: your mom deleted it off the camera
Kyle: no I had one online
Kyle: to show my internet peeps
Patience: Do thomething exthiting and I'll give you a chip.
KB: *suddenly hugs Zach's arm* Yeah, c'mon Zach, let's swing dance! *lets go* Ok, I'm sorry. That was weird.
Katie: rats!Isaiah: You have to be 18+Katie: lolIsaiah: and of course, friends like you
Isaiah: oh darn... I have to get my fake license before I can work for chacha
course, I do have plenty of sibs who are in that age range....
Zach: *pats my head* You'll get better.
After giving a long list of all the ideas in my head:
Nala: I thought you were exhausted
I'm totally dead
but that never keeps my brain from working
"Oh! She's not moving! She must want to concentrate!"
I come up with my weirdest ideas when I'm tired :-D
some of which turn out fabulously
I usually come up with lyrics when I'm in bed
I'll be in a tick
I'LL SAVE YOU
VA: That guy looks like a bad guy in a movie. He's panning gold so he must be.
Shannon O: I'm falling apart before my very eyes
Shannon O: I love all people.
KB: *sits down across from Anna* Hi!
Anna: I don't feel safe with you there.
Shannon Y: Tell Genise she's on crack.
KB: Hey Pookums!
KB: Are you as svelte as svelte can be?!
Listening to "Lucky":
VA: Hey Mommy, you should play this at your funeral. I mean your anniversary!
Mommy: What, are you anxious?! I think you enjoyed the weekend with me away too much!
Derrick: With Rue My Heart is Laden (The KB friendly version) by AE Housman
With dew my pants are sodden
For golden spills not glad
For many a nickel begotten
An unfair trade I've had
By luck: An angry girl
I lament with embarassing shout
For paper towels I would unfurl
But O! Alas! I am out....
Derrick: well, whaddya think?
KB: and how odd that you should call me "Killer Bear:
Jon says my new name is "Killer Bee"
it has paper towels in it :-D
I don't know what to think when paper towels are involved
Derrick: BOUNYful praise
would be nice
I thought it was mighty Charmin
KB: Is [name removed] a citizen?
Ruby: Is he WHAT?
KB: A citizen!
Ruby: OH! I thought you said is he sexy! I was like, uhh, I dunno, I guess!
Nala: sorry, got distracted by Justin Timberlake in a leotard and tights and high-heels...
Daddy: Well aren't you just a little lord-a-leaping.