KB: Your head is so soft! How is your head so soft?
Si: Cuz I just got it on Tuesday!
Si: Cuz I just got it on Tuesday!
Danielle: Hey! What has occurred?! Why can't I move?!
VA: Donuts are like fat people on diets: empty on the inside, round on the outside.
KB: Patience was jumping around and screaming a few minutes ago because we got a postcard from you.
Tim: well, i try to keep the ladies jumping
Hana: What would happen... if I bought a nail-art pen?
KB: .....The world would stop spinning? Why are you asking me this?
Ellie: If I get scared of the dark will you protect me?
William: Yeeeaaah, that'th why I'm holding your hand!
Ellie: Will you be my knight in shining armor?
William: Pwobly. I don't know.
William trips while walking
Daddy: You ok there?
William: Yeah. It'th a little twicky.
Daddy has just told William about Wilbur Wright making the longest flight at the Wright Brothers Memorial:
William: Wheah ith he?
Daddy: Six feet under.
William thinks about this for a few minutes
William: Even dough he ith five feet undew, I thtill heaw him.
All of us: ............??
Bryant: We need some jet skis. Preferably seven, but one would be fine too.
William: I want my flip-flopth.
KB: I'm lookin', baby, hold your horses.
William: *mournfully* I don't have any hortheth.
KB: You know what happens when nature calls and you let it go to voicemail.
VA: ........I am using that!!
Matt: Mosquitoes bite me everywhere I go!
KB: They love you!
Matt: I know! I wish better insects were attracted to me, like... butterflies, and squirrels.
Grace: Katie Beth, I've been thinking... what would happen if someone's head... fell off in the deep end? Wouldn't that be weird??
William: Thtop doing that with only youw undewpantth on!
Eric: Sit.
KB: Do I have to?
Eric: What?
KB: You told me to sit.
Eric: No, I'm sitting.
KB: Oh. You were just speaking your action.
Eric: Yes. It was an onomatopoeia.
Dan: Look at her hair! It's just magnificent! Isn't it magnificent? It's like you have a fire... and then it flows down like a river.
Matt: He'd better not splash me, I'm pregnant!
Genise: Trevor, did you know that Matt's pregnant?
Trevor: Again?
Hana: I am SO GLAD we reinforced this cake.
Hana: *on the phone with Michael* I think a rhino would play the tuba.
Hana: It's probably going to burn....
KB: Oh, it's going to burn.
Hana: No no, the cake. Either that or it's going to be baby food.
Genise: Made it...i hd a small freak out on the landing but i made it....flying....not one of my favorite things......
KB: Lol... Welcome home!
Genise: I only doubted the pilot for a minute or so....
KB: Haha... poor guy.
Genise: I know......but gotta give him his props......he did awesome!!!!
KB: Props... I get it. ;-)
Genise: I dont....i made a joke and dont even get it
VA: Donuts are like fat people on diets: empty on the inside, round on the outside.
KB: Patience was jumping around and screaming a few minutes ago because we got a postcard from you.
Tim: well, i try to keep the ladies jumping
Hana: What would happen... if I bought a nail-art pen?
KB: .....The world would stop spinning? Why are you asking me this?
Ellie: If I get scared of the dark will you protect me?
William: Yeeeaaah, that'th why I'm holding your hand!
Ellie: Will you be my knight in shining armor?
William: Pwobly. I don't know.
William trips while walking
Daddy: You ok there?
William: Yeah. It'th a little twicky.
Daddy has just told William about Wilbur Wright making the longest flight at the Wright Brothers Memorial:
William: Wheah ith he?
Daddy: Six feet under.
William thinks about this for a few minutes
William: Even dough he ith five feet undew, I thtill heaw him.
All of us: ............??
Bryant: We need some jet skis. Preferably seven, but one would be fine too.
William: I want my flip-flopth.
KB: I'm lookin', baby, hold your horses.
William: *mournfully* I don't have any hortheth.
KB: You know what happens when nature calls and you let it go to voicemail.
VA: ........I am using that!!
Matt: Mosquitoes bite me everywhere I go!
KB: They love you!
Matt: I know! I wish better insects were attracted to me, like... butterflies, and squirrels.
Grace: Katie Beth, I've been thinking... what would happen if someone's head... fell off in the deep end? Wouldn't that be weird??
William: Thtop doing that with only youw undewpantth on!
Eric: Sit.
KB: Do I have to?
Eric: What?
KB: You told me to sit.
Eric: No, I'm sitting.
KB: Oh. You were just speaking your action.
Eric: Yes. It was an onomatopoeia.
Dan: Look at her hair! It's just magnificent! Isn't it magnificent? It's like you have a fire... and then it flows down like a river.
Matt: He'd better not splash me, I'm pregnant!
Genise: Trevor, did you know that Matt's pregnant?
Trevor: Again?
Hana: I am SO GLAD we reinforced this cake.
Hana: *on the phone with Michael* I think a rhino would play the tuba.
Hana: It's probably going to burn....
KB: Oh, it's going to burn.
Hana: No no, the cake. Either that or it's going to be baby food.
Genise: Made it...i hd a small freak out on the landing but i made it....flying....not one of my favorite things......
KB: Lol... Welcome home!
Genise: I only doubted the pilot for a minute or so....
KB: Haha... poor guy.
Genise: I know......but gotta give him his props......he did awesome!!!!
KB: Props... I get it. ;-)
Genise: I dont....i made a joke and dont even get it
VA: YOUR profile pic has an awkward ponytail.
KB: whatever
KB: now your head is just a question mark
VA: just like in real life.
KB: your head is a question mark in real life?
VA: mostly.
VA: Suppose... just for argument's sake... that there is a male person in your biology class.....................
A YouTube video dies
VA: Nooooo don't die on me don't die doop doop doop......
Ashley: Where is the candy?! I feel like my life is a lie!
Ashley: Ped Xing. That means Pedestrian Crossing. I swear I just got that.
KB: Don't cheat on Projector with that box!
Josh: I already did. I cheated on Projector with Car. But then Car tried to cheat on me with Another Car. They tried to kiss while I was driving. I was like, "Hey, no making out while I'm driving!"
Door closes
Patience: Mommy'th getting dreththed with Toto in there!!
Little kids: *collective gasp of horror*
Door opens again, Toto comes out, door closes
Patience: Oh good.
Little kids: *collective sigh of relief*
Jesse comes in and puts his arm around me while I'm saying goodnight to William:
Jesse: Goodnight, honey. Your mother and I are so happy to have you back, after your long absence, at the Joneses, in Nantucket.
Jesse comes in and puts his arm around me while I'm saying goodnight to William:
Jesse: Goodnight, honey. Your mother and I are so happy to have you back, after your long absence, at the Joneses, in Nantucket.
Patience: Virginia, you are thelfish, becauthe you thtole my rhinotheroth!
VA: I stole your rhinoceros?
VA: I stole your rhinoceros?
Patience: Yeth! You THTOLE my RHINOTHEROTH!
VA: ...Oh... I don't... REMEMBER... doing that....
VA: ...Oh... I don't... REMEMBER... doing that....
Patience: Um, you know, I don't WANT to, but, Rebecca told me to come back here and tell you you were thelfish, but I think it'th becauthe you thtole my rhinotheroth.
VA: ...Oh... ok....
Patience leaves
VA: *sticks her head out the door* Hey, just so we're clear, I didn't really steal your rhinoceros, did I?
Patience: Virginia! Do you really think I have a rhinotheroth?!
KB: btw, you work till 8 :P
still not too late, but lateish
Hana: I am subbing tomorrow morning, and then working until oh thanks
Eric: *lying upside down on the couch* You know what's weird?
KB: What?
Eric: How you can lie upside down...... and your eyelids still close normally..........
Eric: Girls are afraid of everything.
Genise: What?
Eric: I said girls are afraid of everything.
Genise: Oh. I thought you said roaches are afraid of heaven.
Looking at my earring
Matt: It's like a hula hoop for a mouse.
Josh: Tell leprosy girl she should be a veterinarian doctor.
KB: Why?
Josh: ...I don't know.
Eric: Genise has a squishy nose.
Genise: Squish it!
KB: I don't really want to squish your nose....
Genise: Squish my nose!!
Rebecca: We need some helium balloons.
Patience: *serenely* Yeth. Tho we can have partieth.
Patience: Thith houthe would be really fun if it were upthide down.
