Ummm..... Quotables?

It's been approximately 731 days, 16 hours, 5 minutes, 7.26 seconds since I last posted. That's just a guess, of course. It's partly because I'm insanely busy (Art school holla! Anybody?) and partly because Rebecca bugs me about it so I didn't post, just to bug her back.

I'm insanely busy today too, but I have a long quotables document, so I'll just... give y'all that. Maybe eventually I'll have a real post again.

Live long and prosper. Until we meet again. And I guess you can live long and prosper after we meet again, too.

Basically, have fun.

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KB: What are YOU reading?
Genise: It's a romance novel.
KB: It looks really... frilly.
Genise: It's about cakes.
KB: Do the cakes fall in love? Do they make little baby cakes?
Genise: They make cupcakes.

KB: I got a hundred on my calculus test.
Daddy: Is that ALL?

KB: Have you seen my jean capris? I don't know if I can wear my khaki ones, I'm wearing blue plaid underwear.
Mommy: Khaki and blue plaid go together.

KB: So the deal was, Hunter didn't know we don't call adult swim before we close so he blew his whistle early. We told all the people "just kidding" and we made him unwhistle -- well, he didn't... but I wanted him to....
Dan: Did you?
KB: No, I'm not trained in unwhistling.
Dan: What?! It's like counterwhistling but more advanced. This is counterwhistling: *puts his mouth to the other hole in the whistle and breathes in* Unwhistling is the same kind of technique, sort of like this: *puts both his whistles in his mouth and manages to make a little tweet* It's very difficult. It involves circular breathing.
KB: Well why don't you unwhistle then?
Dan: I can't do it. I haven't learned the technique of circular breathing.

Katie: It's interesting how our conversations so quickly transcend the realm of coherence

Derrick: You're my test case for secret emoticons :) They work. This is a test. We now take you back to your normal life, already in progress.

Here's something sweet for your Friday (nutella)

KB: What's up, Patience?
Patience: Being around weird people. *gets up to leave*

KB: Virginia is wearing skinny jeans.
Patience: Freak.

KB: So William, what do you say when people ask you how old you are?
William: I thay, "FOUW!"
KB: Right! That's very good!
William: Yeth. Yeth it ith.

Alex: Katie Beth, do we have another hour before we close?
KB: No, we have about seven minutes.
After being quiet for a little bit:
Alex: Katie Beth, do you know how many pounds one float pack holds?
KB: I have no idea.
Alex: How many float packs do you think it would take to float me?
KB: A lot. Why do you ask?
Alex: I'm gonna try it.
KB: Oh really. When?
Alex: In about... seven minutes.

Dan: Katie Beth, I think you should turn into a phoenix.

Lizzie: My inner lifeguard just died.

Lindsay: My soul is wilting.

Lizzie: Oh, I'm sorry about that sorta.

Lindsay: *stands under the light* Hey! I have a great idea! ...........A bright idea. Dang it, I said it wrong!

Mrs. Halvorsen: *picks up the Nerf gun as she's chatting with us* Does this have any things in it?
Hana: I don't know....
Mrs. Halvorsen: *suddenly aims it at Grace and shoots her*
Grace: *screams*
Mrs. Halvorsen: Oh look! It does! *shoots again* *a nerf dart sticks to the wall above my head* Oh looka that!
Hana: Mom!!
Mrs. Halvorsen: *aims at Hana tries to shoot some more* I think it's out. *two more darts cycle around and hit Hana* Oh, I guess not!
Hana: *screams*
KB: *covers head and cowers*
Mrs. Halvorsen: Ok, I think it's out now. I'm gonna go paint.
Hana, Grace, and KB: *pant and stare*
Hana: I've never been bombed that hard by my MOM before!

William: I LOVE LADIETH!!!!

Drew: are you going to wear your wuit?

*suit

Katie: yes, I was planning to wear my wuit

Drew: hahaha

Katie: :-D

Drew: so you are?

Katie: lol, yes

but I am not happy about it

Drew: ok, I guess I will to then...:/

Katie: lol, you know, me wearing my suit does not automatically cause yours to leap upon your bod...

Drew: actually, it does. some days, my suit is just on my body...and i don't know why, so I assume you're working

Katie: hahahaha

creepy

and totally unsanitary :-D

Drew: not my fault, it's yours

KB: Maggie, what are you doing?
Maggie: I tied my pant legs together!
KB: But of course. I can't believe I had to ask.

Jesse: Mrs. Joyner, when we were walking in I realized that your pool is so small that the only kind of dip you can take in it... is a skinny one.

Mr. Tola: *to Mr. Joyner* ....and I played hooky....
Philip: *overhears* *looks at me, very confused* He say hoo-ky. Why he say HOO-ky? *suddenly looks enlightened* He means HOCKEY.

Patience and William are fighting:
Patience: I'M TELLIN' MOMMY!!!
William: I AM TELLIN' MOMMY TOO!!!

VA: Sometime I want to go to one of those museums with all the stars in the ceiling.

Daddy: Ok Anna, let her tell her story first, even if it's wrong. Then I'll tell my story. Even though I wasn't there.
KB: *from the other room* My story's BEST!
Daddy: No no no! Mine has clowns!
KB: Nobody likes clowns!
Daddy: That's why mine is unique.

KB: You take very strange naps.
VA: What do you mean?
KB: I heard you rattling around and around in here for a very long time before now.
VA: That's not true!
KB: You just came back in here!
VA: Oh yeah. Well I was sleeping--well I was trying to sleep--well I was going to sleep--well I was--I was in here napping and then suddenly I decided that I wanted a pipe so I got up in the middle of my nap to ask Daddy if I could get a pipe at the state fair but Daddy was asleep so I asked Mommy and she was like "Uuuunnnhhhhhhhh you'll have to ask Daddy" and then I decided that I wasn't really sleepy so I came back here to read.

KB: What are you mad about, Maggie?
Maggie: Rebecca.
KB: Did she break your ruler?
Maggie: Sort of.
Mommy: How did she "sort of" break it?
Maggie: I threw it at her.
Mommy: I wondered if it was something like that.

Rebecca: There were lots of nerdy people at the orthodontist's office.
Jesse: So you fit right in?
Rebecca: NO! And anyway I was busy doing science.

Nala: I happen to LOVE Krispy Kreme...

and I still haven't been to the new one

Katie: dude

you need to go

Nala: I know

my bladder can't hold much more right now

so

brb

Katie: rofl

ok

Nala: back

okay

so, about half way through the potty time, I realized you were talking about KK, not the bathroom

Katie: ROTFLOL!!!!!!!

Nala: I just looked up and saw, "Dude, you need to go" and thought, "yeah, I really REALLY do!"

so I went

Drew: man I went to wal mart today...it was crazy

Kyle: I felt guilty when dad said "We need to talk SOON"
Kyle: but I had no clue what to be guilty about

Nala: which is WHY you have to come up to App

Katie: I want to come to a concert

Nala: I know

Katie: hopefully I can make that happen

Nala: :-D

or POSSIBLY

Katie: are you going to have a senior recital?

Nala: my senior recital

:-D

Katie: LOL

Nala: psychic

Katie: psychic

Nala: HA!

Katie: WORD

Drew: GASP!!! They don't have irish swim caps!

Katie: what?!

Drew: I'm looking at the laytex ones now...

TO NO AVAIL!!!!!

Kyle: ARRRRGGGGGG I AM A PIRATE!
Kyle: I'M ON A BOOAAAT
KB: PIRATE FLIPPY FLOPPIES
Kyle: HECK. YES.

William: *to Mommy* You dude. You DUDE!!!!!

Anna: What's pepper spray?
Daddy: It's stuff to spray on someone if they're attacking you.
Rebecca: You would want to spray them BEFORE they attacked you.
KB: How are you supposed to know if they're gonna attack you?
Anna: You could go up to them and say, "Are you going to beat me up or do you have other plans?"

Stephen: Kiss the frog!
KB: I don't want to kiss the frog. Lauren, you wanna kiss the frog?
Lauren: Not really....
KB: Nancy? You wanna kiss a frog?
Nancy: No thanks. I've already got my prince.
Us: Ooohhh, good answer!
KB: Is that how you got Daniel?
Nancy: Shh, don't be tellin' all my secrets! You shoulda seen all the ones I had to throw out before I got him!

KB: Is Mrs. Riley gonna pick Holly up?
Mrs. Hagwood: *perfectly seriously* We'll probably just drop her off on the side of the highway somewhere.

William: I yove twiangleth. And McDonald'th.

Imparting wisdom before he leaves for college:
Jesse: William, ya gotta stay away from all these girls.
William: I love ladieth.

Talking about Anna listening to Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity:
Anna: I love them! I listen to the show. They inspired me to politics!
VA: Ok, what do you know about politics?
Anna: ......Obama is president.

VA: You know how you see some people and you wonder, "How did that person EVER get a boyfriend??" And then you see the boyfriend and you understand.

Kyle: I pity the foo
KB: me too, assuming I'm the foo ;-P
Kyle: :-)
you're a nice legit foo
not a bad foo

Kyle: if you start blaming yourself for a mess
I will walk over ther
and when I finally make it in like 2 days
I will cut you
then I will walk home
and I will be pissed.
KB: hahahahahahahaha
Kyle: and you will be pissed too
KB: I would be kinda pissed ;-P
Kyle: we would all be pissed
so stop
:-)

VA: *awed voice* I.... did... a chinup.
KB: *laughs*
VA: Aren't you proud???

Mommy: What does the letter "B" sound like?
William: Butt!

Mommy: We'll turn off the water when it gets high enough.
KB: YOU'RE high enough!
Mommy: *to Maggie* Man, I can't even say "your mom" to her.